வறுமை கவிதை.. 

எதிர் வீட்டு ஜன்னலை பார்த்தேன்,
நிறைய சட்டைகள்,

என் சட்டையை பார்த்தேன்,
நிறைய ஜன்னல்கள்

How do you call Eagle if it is Unwell?>

Theriyalaiya??

Ill-eagle

simblee..!

how will you send roses to moon?

"gulab ja moon"

In USA a machine is invented to catch thieves;

They took it to different countries for test,

In UK, in 30min it caught 50 thieves,

In Spain, In 30mins it caught 110 thieves,

In Pakistan,

in 15 mins the machine was stolen..

Just for fun..

Begger: Amma thaaye picha podunga, naan vaai pesa mudiyaadha oomai..

House wife: Pakkathu veetla poi kelu, enakku kaadhu ketkaadhu..!

Vidhai Illaadha palam enna theriyuma>?

'Appalam'

hee hee..

No tension please..

While take off we are calling Aeroplane,

When landing why we are not saying, Erangoplane?

chaa.. enna englishhuu, enna tamiluu..

By

Tamiluku equala english'a develop panna thudipor sangam..

Cow dead,

Man eat,
Keep the skin
Tie the drum,
Beat da beat da,
Tongue nosea,
Tongue nosea,

Tongue nosea,

Romba think pannaadheenga..!
Namma naakku mooka song dhaan... 
James bond padathukaaga rimix panna enkitta solli irundhaanga..

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE,

It means,

Without

Information

Fighting

Everytime,

WIFE Says no..

It means

With

Idiot

For

Ever,

Nee oru kulandhai,

Tell this sentence in one word..!

Think,

Kid-ney,

Patient: Enna doctor, operation panna solli Naaya alaiyuren?
Doctor: Operation panna, Peiya alaiveenga, paravallaaiya?



Test kum Quiz kum enna diff,
Test la answer therinja PASS, But Quiz la Answer theriyala na PASS.

Salesman:  Enna Soap Use pandreenga?

Man: Baba Soap,

Salesman:  Shampoo,

Man Baba Shampoo,

Saleman: Tooth paste and Brush,?

Man: Baba Toothpaste and Baba Brush?

Salesman: wow, great, Baba an International Brand?

Man: No, He is my Roommate..

what is the diff between COMPLETE and FINISH.

When you Love a Pretty Gal,

You are COMPLETE

When you Marry the same gal,

Your Life is FINISH

Boys room:-

Before marriage: Laptop, Home, theatre, Super CDs, N Series Mobile, Gifts, Savings, Favourite heroine, Blowup, Love letters, etc..

AFter marriage: Loan, Papers, Credit cards, Unpaid Bills Low battery Low balance,china mobile, Ennaipaaru yogam varum wall papers.

Can you beat this mokkai?

Oru aalu oru kaaka valarthaan, Adha touch panna romba smootha soft'a irukkum, avan adhuku enna paire vaipaan?

MI-CRO-SOFT

In a village there was a grandma cooking Vada,

at that time acrow came and took a vada and sat on a tree,

a fox saw that and said to crow, ur voice is so sweet n sing a song..

Crow belived that and opened its mouth so sing,

Dubbukattinu vada fell down and fox took it and went happily..

Moral of the story..

VADA POCHAE..

In a village there was a grandma cooking Vada,

at that time acrow came and took a vada and sat on a tree,

a fox saw that and said to crow, ur voice is so sweet n sing a song..

Crow belived that and opened its mouth so sing,

Dubbukattinu vada fell down and fox took it and went happily..

Moral of the story..

VADA POCHAE..